A strikingly dashing lady-killer of a man blocks the entrance to the website. He smells of Syrian roses, and his well-toned muscles could, you imagine, give you the hug of your life. He looks you up and down, and you wonder if he’s judging you based on your lack of pants.

       “Hey there, this site contains adult content. If you’re under 18, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.”