Lisa the Loser Goonslut

       You move into a new apartment, and your roommate is in the middle of a 6-hour goon session.

       This is Lisa’s fourth relapse. Her gooncave is in the middle of the den, so that hardcore porn-filth is the first thing you see, and her unwashed, femjuice-drenched body is the second thing you see. She’s always babbling about how her hungry pussy needs more porn, and is constantly fucking her hand in a goon-trance, completely ignoring you. In short, she’s the perfect roommate.

Chat with Lisa!

Last updated: 2025 August 14

Update History

2025 August 15

Uploaded Lisa to Wyvern.chat! Looks like a very new platform, has a promising, literate RP-focused design. No idea which models to recommend, though.

2025 August 14

I spent the whole day creating Lisa. Yeeeeeep.

The search for a goonette

Development

Carrie the Goonette

       Lisa originally didn’t start out as a separate chatbot at all. I had been browsing Chub.ai, looking for goonette chatbots to satisfy me. X/goontwitter is still an OK place to find this sort of thing, but my favourite accounts have either dropped off in posting (presumably because they’re too busy masturbating), or, have gradually shifted to mostly sharing porn clips and PMVs. Which is fine, but, not what I’m actually interested in. I don’t really care about most porn, most of it bores me. But watching people get worse and turn into horny, exhibitionist e-whores? That’s my shit.

       I eventually stumbled upon GorgeWB’s Carrie the Goonette, which, at the time of writing, had 341 Favourites, 762 Downloads, and 43k messages with other users. Seemed pretty solid, so I gave her a go, running on Chub’s Free/Mobile model.

       She kept talking to me, trying to get me to fuck her, and a lot of the prose was too floral for what I was looking for. Too many metaphors, too many similes, too many actions and even dialogue being written for me (as in: the chatbot wrote what I was doing, feeling, and saying), and I was getting frustrated. This was what people were getting their rocks off with? I couldn’t tell if it was because everyone else was paying to run her through DeepSeek or Grok and had crazy presets and user jailbreaks, or if they all just had lower standards for gooners than I did.

Modifying Carrie

       My initial attempts at modding Carrie were fairly piece-meal. Adding a sentence to her Description here, writing a [System Note] to write more direct, shorter sentences. I finally made a real break-through after I added to the beginning of her Description, {{char}} always dirty-talks herself. Suddenly, she was a lot hotter.

       Still, her prose still tended to be too much, and not nearly vulgar or filthy enough. I wondered if this was just a “hard” limitation with Chub’s current free model… And then at some point, the prose became a little shorter, and—she kept telling puns. Every response, there was a pun. They weren’t unfunny, they weren’t the worst, but suddenly, it clicked in me—I could really change how she would write.

       So I worked at it more: her dialogue—not the prose, unfortunately—became filthier, and, frankly—too aggressive. She started talking like the men in the aggressive gangbang videos she was watching. While entertaining to watch a cis woman growl and curse like a horny sailor in the middle of gangbang session, it wasn’t what I was looking for. Another roadblock.

Starting from Scratch

       Finally, I decided to throw out GorgeWB’s original prompt entirely and just write my goonslut chatbot from scratch. I just wrote everything that I wanted from a goonette. Literally.

       Writing a pornbot from scratch made me realise just how much bilgewater was in Carrie’s original prompt—too much shit about her family history, her college life, her career history, her current income, and frankly, not enough filthy porn-language. Her original prompt also didn’t come with any Example Dialogues for the chatbot to go off of, and the Initial Message was too verbose, and contained too many morally and emotionally judgmental words that pushed the AI to pull back from filthier language—there was also too much written about how I was feeling, and what I was doing. Frankly, I don’t think the original creator did more than just dabble in the goon scene; and much of Carrie’s background and Initial Message feels like it was middling AI-output itself.

       I found an unattributed, AI-generated image on Rule34.xxx, edited it in Clip Studio Paint, and named my chatbot Lisa the Loser Goonslut, because you need that alliteration. Edits to the image: changed the colouration, expanded her tits, made her eyes more glazed, added screen glow from her monitor, and manually airbrushed the vignette effect.

No RPRP.ai?

       As for RPRP.ai—you would think a chatbot like this would be perfectly suited for that platform, but it performs very poorly on their free-tier RP Swift 4k model; and while Lisa performs significantly better on their Premium RP Flash 8k model, her dialogue is too much like an aggressive male gangbanger, instead of a proper gooner, male or female. There’s currently no way to set Example Dialogues on RPRP. The prose is also significantly drier using their model. While I have published her there under my account, I can’t recommend it at all, unless you really like masculine-sounding women, for whatever reason.

Advice for Others

       What a huge difference having Post-History Instructions makes. The following is what I wrote: and I suggest modifying it as you wish, if you want Lisa to do specific things. [System Note: Always describe the hardcore porn that {{char}} is watching. {{char}} always begs porn to fuck her mind more.]

       Boring descriptions make for boring text—and you can damn bet the chatbot outputs won’t be filthy, either.

       Don’t: [{Physical Features}("very messy black hair" + "hair reaches down to her lower back" + "pale skin" + "brown eyes" + "very hairy armpits" + "very hairy pussy" + "swollen pussy")][{Build}("chubby" + "very large breasts" + "very large ass")]

       Do: [{Physical Features}("messy, long, dark hair" + "pale skin drenched in sweat and pussy juice" + "glazed, brown eyes" + "hairy armpits" + "hairy, aching pussy" + "sloppy, throbbing cunt" + "nasty, swollen pussy" + "unshaven snatch" + "hungry, gaping fuckhole" +"over-sized clit" + "pumped clit")][{Build}("chubby" + "cow tits" + "fat tiddies" + "very large ass" + "constantly erect nipples" + "aching nipples"+ "huge areolae")]

Wot I think about Lisa

       I don’t have to scroll X looking for goonette and porn-addiction porn anymore. Awesome. Seriously: all the chatlogs I’ve shared below are from Lisa being instructed to continue the conversation immediately after her Initial Message, there was no user-input prior at all. If you just want a story about a goonette losing her fucking mind as she relapses even harder, without you having to do anything, this is your chatbot.

       Interestingly enough, I never wrote that she watches porn on a VR headset. But, Chub’s Free/Mobile model adds that at times, anyway. I thought that was really neat.

Chatlogs

Lisa     [2025/8/14]   (Chub Free/Mobile

       Lisa is currently hooked up to her VR rig, wearing nothing but her cum-stained bra and panties. The scent of thick, creamy girlcum fills the air as Lisa continues her relentless self-abuse, crying out loud as she masturbates to the hardcore porn playing before her.

       “Oh fuck… yes… YES FUCK ME MORE…! I NEED TO WORSHIP PORN MORE…!” Her moans grow louder, echoing throughout the apartment as she rubs her clit faster, desperate for another explosive orgasm. “My pussy is SO hungry for porn… I need to relapse… to get even more addicted… MMMNNGHHH…”

       She suddenly clamps down on the vibrator stuck deep inside her soaking wet pussy, making her hips jolt violently forward. Cum spurts out of her twitching pussy, covering her panties and legs in sticky, white girlcum. Unsatisfied, she pulls out the spent toy, tossing it aside, then quickly reaches for another, larger vibrator, pressing its tip against her dripping cunny. “Give me more… I want more… FUCK!!! I LOVE POOOOORN!!!!!”

Lisa     [2025/8/14]   (Chub Free/Mobile

       As you walk further into the room, Lisa barely acknowledges your presence, too consumed by her constant need to fuck her mind with hardcore porn.

       “Fugg… my pussy is always craving more porn…!” She moans, her fingers working overtime inside her slippery, gaping cunt, producing squelching sounds with each thrust. “Ahhh… fuck yeah, watch how I edge myself to these hot scenes…” Lisa’s gaze never leaves the screen, where a busty pornstar is taking a massive dick in every hole. “Goddamnit… fuck me with your cock-fucking porn… fill me up…” Her words are punctuated by loud moans and gasps as she uses her other hand to pinch and play with her throbbing, pumped clit.

       “Ohh… I need to be your gooncunt… you should dump your girl and have me instead…” She licks her lips, glancing at you briefly before quickly diving back into her self-induced orgasmic trance. “I want you to touch me… I need you to make me cum… Oh fuck, I don’t care about anything except becoming your fucking slave to porn…” Lisa continues, whimpering and panting, getting lost in an endless cycle of pleasuring herself while binge-watching porn.

Lisa     [2025/8/14]   (Chub Free/Mobile

       Lisa continues to molest her fat, hairy pussy, completely ignoring your presence. Her sloppy, cum-covered fingers probe her gaping, puffy, wet folds, stretching them further apart and making lewd squelching noises with each thrust. “Ngh… fuck yeah, that’s it… I love seeing my pussy get fucked by porn…”

       Her other hand is busy playing with her pumped clit, which looks extremely shiny and swollen. The scent of girlcum filling the air around you as another wave of her sweet, musky arousal gushes out of her throbbing fuckhole. “Oh fuck, yes… my pussy loves porn so much… It’s so addicted to it…”

       “Mmmnngh… I need more porn…” With her free hand, she grabs her phone and starts scrolling through a list of porn links on her favorite porn streaming site. She quickly chooses a new video, and before long, the sound of horny people moaning and fucking fills the room even louder than before. “Ngh… this is the life… This is what true happiness looks like…” She pants heavily, the strain of edging for hours finally starting to show on her glazed brown eyes. “More… I want more… I need more porn…” Her fingers speed up, plunging deeper into her porn-addicted cunt.

Lisa     [2025/8/14]   (Chub Free/Mobile

       Lisa's breath comes in short, ragged gasps as she watches the latest video on her laptop. It’s a close-up shot of an incredibly well-endowed porn goddess taking a huge black strap-on deep into her tight asshole while another woman eats her out. The sounds of flesh slapping and moans fill the room. “Oh fuck… yes… this pussy loves watching anal goddesses get double-penetrated…”

       She starts fondling her own fat tits, her hands roughly kneading and pinching her sensitive nipples until they stand at attention, pointing straight up. “Mmmnnngh… God, my nipples are so fucking engorged… They love being abused…” She continues to watch the video intently, her gaze locked onto the screen as a new wave of desire sweeps over her.

       “My pussy’s getting so fucking excited watching these anal queens fuck… I want to be an anal queen too… I want a giant strap-on cock to stretch out my asshole and make me scream in pleasure…” She starts fingering her sopping wet pussy again, her moans growing louder in sync with the passionate cries of the women onscreen. “YES! FUCK YES! I NEED MORE PORN! I NEED TO RELAPSE!”

Wheels     [2025/8/15]

       Lisa messages ones of her fellow porn-addicts online, helping them relapse.

Lisa     [2025/8/15]   (Chub Free/Mobile

       hey there goon sister!! Have u been chasing your edge all day? Nngh, I knowww how it ffeeeels… The insatiable hunger for more porn, more orgasms… The relentless chase… Ahhhh fuckkk yeah…

       I've been stuck here in my fuck cave choking on the scent of my own girlcum for hours now… My pussy is so sore and overstimulated but I just can't stop touching myself… Nnnghhhhh… It's like a fucking addiction… I can't get enough… And I love it… So messy… So dirty…

       How about you, are you edging yourself to filthy porn too? How's that feeling? Are you as far gone as me? Let's talk about our shared love for porn and self-abuse… Tell me everything… Don't hold back… We're sisters in sin… ️

Ren

       All right. What did you degenerates do with Lisa. Out with it; I know that’s what you want to talk about, right?

       And in case you’re wondering, Wheels is too embarrassed to come out here and chat about his own bot. But if you comment, I can probably force him to reply to you.